Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Friday, December 18, 2015
Saturday, October 17, 2015
Taking Pastor Appreciation Day to the next level
In honor of Pastor Appreciation Sunday, we house church-types would like to expand the the occasion to make it bigger and better than ever before! Now we can wish everyone a Happy ...
Pastor Appreciation Day
Server Appreciation Day
Teacher Appreciation Day
Exhorter Appreciation Day
Giver Appreciation Day
Administrator Appreciation Day
Healer Appreciation Day
Helper Appreciation Day
Tongues Speaker Appreciation Day
Tongues Interpreter Appreciation Day
Preacher Appreciation Day
Prophet Appreciation Day
Elder Appreciation Day
Deacon Appreciation Day
Presbyter Appreciation Day
Singer Appreciation Day
#BetterTogether
(In all seriousness: If you bear the burden of preparing several lessons per week, evangelizing the lost, administering finances, counseling the hurting, overseeing worship programs, and coordinating compassionate ministries, we hope your congregation gives you the respect you deserve for taking on all that work yourself. We also believe that respect comes from your flock using their God-given gifts to assist the same work you're doing to spread the Gospel of Jesus Christ to your community and worldwide. Take some of that load off your shoulders, for crying out loud! One Sunday and a pancake breakfast ain't gonna do it.)
Romans 12:6-8; I Corinthians 12:8-10, 28; Ephesians 4:11; I Timothy 3; Titus 3; I Peter 4:11 (did we miss one? Leave a reply in the comments below).
Tuesday, August 25, 2015
How our baby broke a megachurch
Sample image of the sticker we received for each child.It's even harder when you have a congregation in the thousands of dots in the crowd, and about 10 percent of those in attendance brought their little ones along. The children aren't sitting in a pew with their parents like they did back in the olden days, marking up the offering envelopes with the short pencils and ignoring the sermon. Most large churches have kids areas where the young ones can play Jesus-themed games, sing songs, and learn about the Bible. The nurseries are less instruction-oriented, of course.
Sunday, August 23, 2015
The ups and downs of a home-based church
Couldn't have said it any better! (Source: "House Churches Have No Sex Appeal," blog post by Andrew Jones, 2004).
We'll see how this goes. :)
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